Hello Everyone!
Well it's tricky because St. Patty's Day is NEXT Wednesday, so some people are celebrating early (this weekend) and some will be celebrating the day-of. We have Corned Beef available starting today and should have it through next week. We sell Corned Beef Brisket Flats (more uniform in thickness and the more preferred half), and the Points (a little more white meat on them, but great for feeding crowds). Sticking with the St. Patty's Day theme, we also have Corned Beef & Cabbage Brats, Irish Bangers, and Corned Beef Lunchmeat all on sale this week. For our Lenten Specials, we have Fresh Wild Sockeye Salmon, Frozen Dry (No solution) Sea Scallops, Frozen Red Snapper and Parmesan Crusted Tilapia all at great prices while supplies last.
The elderly priest, speaking to the younger priest, said, "It was a good idea to replace the first four pews with plush bucket theater seats. It worked like a charm. The front of the church always fills first now."
The young priest nodded, and the old priest continued, "And you told me adding a little more beat to the music would bring young people back to church, so I supported you when you brought in that Rock'n'Roll gospel choir. Now our services are consistently packed to the balcony."
"Thank you, Father," answered the young priest. "I am pleased that you are open to the new ideas of youth."
"All of these ideas have been well and good," said the elderly priest, "but I'm afraid you've gone too far with the drive-thru confessional."
"But, Father," protested the young priest, "my confessions and the donations have nearly doubled since I began that!"
"Yes," replied the elderly priest, "and I appreciate that.
But the flashing neon sign, 'Toot 'n Tell or Go to Hell' cannot stay in the front church lawn!
