Hello Everyone!
This week we have some great Valentine's Specials to get you through the holiday of Love! Beef Tenderloin, Wild Sockeye Salmon, Jacobs own Chicken Brats, Summer Tomato Salad Dressing, Bacon, and Karen's Greeting Cards (Greeting Cards made by my godmother). The last special that I'm going to talk about is our heart-shaped Ribeye. It's a Ribeye that's typically sized for sharing. The best-selling steak times 2! With a holiday like Valentine's Day, it's a time for sharing, so why not share a steak with the one you love...or just someone you can get along with right now. ;) We're your headquarters for Love: Meat, Candy, Meat Candy, and Gift Cards!
A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.
Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen.
"Careful," he said, "CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD!
You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful . CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them.
Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!"
The wife stared at him. "What in the world is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"
The husband calmly replied, "I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving."
