we're SO happy that it's available in the
quantities that it has been in the past! We grind it fresh every day and start with whole muscle meat right here in the store! Also on sale this week is: Jacobs own Ham Salad, USDA Choice T-bones, USDA Choice Porterhouse Steaks, German-style Potato Salad, Mild Cheddar Cheese and Jacobs own Peppered Beef Jerky! Our Brats of the Week are: Jacobs own Mac N Cheese, and Jacobs own Fresh Chorizo!
One night, Murphy was walking home when, all of a sudden, a thief jumped on him. Murphy and the thief began to wrestle. They rolled about on the ground and Murphy put up a tremendous fight. However, the thief managed to get the better of him and pinned him to the ground.
The thief then went through Murphy's pockets and searched him. All the thief could find on Murphy was 25 cents.
The thief was so surprised at this that he asked Murphy why he had bothered to fight so hard for 25 cents.
“Was that all you wanted?” Murphy replied, “I thought you were after the five hundred dollars I've got in me shoe!”