Weekly Specials good 8/19-8/22/2020 or while supplies last!

Hello Everyone!

This week we have some great Summer Specials!  We have our Natural Angus Sirloin Steaks, Garlic
Parmesan Marinated Boneless Chicken Breasts, Cube Steaks and Wisconsin Sweet Corn!  We also have a great deal on Jacobs own Smoked Polish Sausages, Bone-in Stuffed Pork Chops and, of course, our Brats of the Week, which are Jacobs own Chicken Cordon Bleu Brats and Jacobs own Philly Cheese Steak Brats!  Come on in and check all the deals out!

One of my favorites:
Larry went to a psychiatrist. "Doc," he said, "I've got trouble. Every time I get into bed, I think there's somebody under it. I get under the bed, I think there's somebody on top of it. Top, under, top, under ... you gotta help me, I'm going crazy!"
"Just put yourself in my hands for two years," said the shrink. "Come to me three times a week, and I'll cure your fears."
"How much do you charge?"
"A hundred dollars per visit."
"I'll sleep on it," said Larry.
Six months later the doctor met Larry on the street.
"Why didn't you ever come to see me again?" asked the psychiatrist.
"For a hundred buck's a visit? A bartender cured me for ten dollars."
"Is that so! How?"
"He told me to cut the legs off the bed!"