This week brings great savings on Chicken (Italian Marinated Chicken Breasts), Pork (Boneless
Thank you for AGAIN voting Jacobs Meat Market the Best Meat Market/Butcher Shop in the Valley!!! Along with winning Best Meat Market, we also won for Best:Bacon, Brats and "Hot Dogs/Sausages!!" Thank you for voting for us and telling the rest of the Fox Valley why you come to us! If you haven't had a chance to come on down, this is a great week to come and see why we're voted the Best year after year! Thank you again for trusting us with your family's needs!
I found kind of a fitting (yet sad) joke for this week:
A man goes to see his bank manager one day and says: "I'd like to start a small business. How do I go about it?"
"That's simple," replies the bank manager. "All you have to do is buy a big one and wait."
You didn't like that one? Well here's another one then:
Grandpa was celebrating his 100th birthday and everybody complimented him on how athletic and well-preserved he appeared.
"Gentlemen, I will tell you the secret of my success," he cackled. "I have been in the open air day after day for some 75 years now."
The celebrants were impressed and asked how he managed to keep up his rigorous fitness regime.
"Well, you see my wife and I were married 75 years ago. On our wedding night, we made a solemn pledge. Whenever we had a fight, the one who was proved wrong would go outside and take a walk."
