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A man named Larry bought a horse from a farmer for $250. The farmer agreed to deliver the horse the next day. The next day, the farmer drove up to Larry's house and said, “Sorry, son, but I have some bad news. The horse died.”
Larry replied, “Well, then just give me back my money.”
The farmer said, “Can’t do that. I went and spent it already.”
Larry said, “Ok, then just bring me the dead horse.”
The farmer asked, “What ya gonna do with him?”
Larry said, “I’m going to raffle him off.”
The farmer said, “You can’t raffle off a dead horse!”
Larry said, “Sure I can! Watch me."
A month Later, the farmer met up with Larry and asked, “What happened with that dead horse?”
Larry said, “I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at five dollars apiece and made a profit of $2495.”
The farmer said, “Didn’t anyone complain?”
Larry said, “Just the guy who won. So I gave him back his five dollars.”