This week we have some great specials! Starting with our famous Chicken Brats, Jacobs own Chicken
We are taking orders for your holiday meat needs: Beef Tenderloin, Prime Rib Roasts, Fresh Turkeys, Pork Crown Roasts, Boneless Pit Hams, and, of course, our Famous Bone-in Home Smoked Hams! I'm not sure about you, but my mouth is watering now!!
A heavily bandaged man was sitting up in bed at the hospital when his friend came to visit. "What happened to you?" the friend asked.
"Well, we went to the amusement park and decided to ride the roller coaster. As we came to the top of the highest loop, I noticed a sign by the side of the track. I tried to read it, but it was very small and I couldn't make it out. I was so curious that I went around again, but we went by so quickly that I still couldn't see what the sign said. By now I was determined, so I went around a third time. As we reached the top I stood up in the car to get a better view."
"And did you manage to see what the sign said this time?" asked his friend.
"Yeah... The sign said 'Remain seated at all times!'"
