Hello Everyone!
This week we have great specials that include Boneless Chuck Roasts, Jacobs own Potato Sausage,
Boneless Country-style Pork Ribs, Frozen Stewing Hens and Jacobs own Sweet & Spicy Beef Jerky! We also have Wild Haddock Loins for just $7.49lb. The Wild Haddock Loins are great for baking. They are a great-tasting solid fish with a mild fish flavor. Our Brats of the Week are Jacobs own Taco and Jacobs own Chicken Fajita Brats, both just $3.99lb.
This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of hearing all these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid. So, she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart.
While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to paint a couple of rooms in the house. The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets down to the task at hand.
Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive smell of paint. He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat. He notices that she is wearing a heavy parka and a leather jacket at the same time. He goes over and asks her if she if OK. She replies yes. He asks what she is doing and she replies that she wanted to prove to him that not all blonde women are dumb, and she
wanted to do it by painting the house.
He then asks her why she has a parka over her leather jacket. She
replies that she was reading the directions on the paint can and it
said...."FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS."