Hello Everyone!
This week we have some special specials! We have Fresh Wild Gulf Shrimp for just $9.49lb and Fresh All
Natural Chicken Tenders for $3.49lb. Also this week we have Fresh Pork Tenderloins, Jacobs own Hot Italian Sausage, Sweet & Spicy Beef Jerky and USDA Choice Boneless Chuck Roasts. Our Brats of the Week this week are: Jacobs own Chicken Fajita and Jacobs own Taco Brats for $3.99lb.
A Blonde Redneck Guy finds a lamp. He rubs it and a Genie emerges. The Genie tells him he will be granted three wishes. The Guy thinks for a moment and says, "First, give me a bottomless mug of beer."
A mug of beer appears in his hand. He sips it once, then again and the mug is magically refilled. The Guy is thrilled and continues to drink. The mug never empties.
Then the Genie says, "And what about your other two wishes?"
The guy thinks for a moment and says, "Give me two more just like this one!"