Weekly Specials good 9/11-9/14/2019 or while supplies last!

Hello Everyone!

This week we're featuring Boneless & Skinless Chicken Breasts for just $2.29lb, Boneless Sirloin Steaks for
 just $7.99lb, Icelandic Haddock for $8.99lb and Creamy Cole Slaw for $2.99lb.  Our feature products this week are Jacobs own Ham Salad for $3.49lb, and Jacobs own Mettwurst (Plain or Garlic) for $4.59lb.  Our Brats of the Week are Jacobs own Jamaican and Jacobs own Cheddar Brats...both just $3.99lb.

A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party. Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free medical advice. After an hour of this, the exasperated doctor asked the lawyer, "What do you do to stop people from asking you for legal advice when you're out of the office?"
"I give it to them," replied the lawyer, "and then I send them a bill."
The doctor was shocked, but agreed to give it a try. The next day, still feeling slightly guilty, the doctor prepared the bills. When he went to place them in his mailbox, he found a bill from the lawyer.