Hello Everyone!
Great week of sale items again! We have a Bone-in Pork Chop Special including Regular-cut, Grill-cut and
Stuffed, along with Jacobs Peppered Beef Jerky, Frozen Canadian Walleye Fillets, Baked Beans, Gyro Brats or Sassy Honey BBQ Pork Brats. We also have our Jacobs own Natural Casing Wieners for just $5.49lb! They've been made the same way, in the same old-fashioned smokehouses for the past 70+ years! Made with the same quality ingredients without cutting corners. They're about 8 per pound, and are fully-cooked!
A guy stood over his tee shot for what seemed an eternity; looking up, looking down, measuring the distance, figuring the wind direction and speed and driving his partner nuts.
Finally his exasperated partner says, "What's taking so long? Hit the blasted ball." The guy answers, "My wife is up there watching me from the clubhouse. I want to make this a perfect shot."
"Forget it, you don't stand a chance of hitting your wife from here."