Well, we had Ground Chuck Week last week, and THIS week we have Bratwurst Extravaganza Part 32!!
28 different varieties of our Homemade Brats are on sale for just $3.99lb! From Hawaiian and Jalapeno-Cheddar to Chicken Fajita and Taco, we have something for every taste bud! This is the week to try them all out!
And, don't forget, Friday is National Bratwurst Day! We will be having Brats in the store for just $2.00 Friday from 10-2!
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules:
"The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time."
He continued, "Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60. Being caught a third time will cost you a fine of $180. Are there any questions?"
At this point, a male student in the crowd inquired: "How much for a season pass?"
