Hello Everyone!
We have some great specials this week from Chicken Tenders to Bone-in Pork Chops and Natural Casing
Wieners and Bacon-wrapped London Broils to Frozen Wild Haddock Loins! NEW ITEM ALERT: Jacobs own Mac N Cheese Brats!!! YUMMY! These brats are actually excellent! We just came out with these a couple of weeks ago, and they've been an instant hit. I promise we have sold more of these than the Gummi Bear Brats already. :)
Lastly, we have our Jacobs own Bacon Brats and Jacobs own Chicken Breakfast Links on sale as well.
A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting.When asked how this was accomplished, he said that things were all done for him:
"I am placed in the door and told when to jump"
"My hand is placed on my release ring for me, and out I go"
"But how do you know when you are going to land?" he was asked.
"I have a very keen sense of smell and I can smell the trees and grass when I am 300 feet from the ground" he answered.
"But how do you know when to lift your legs for the final arrival on the ground?" he was again asked.
He quickly answered "Oh, the dog's leash gets slack."