Hello Everyone!
This week, as Memorial Day approaches, we have great grilling specials! We have USDA Choice T-bones
and Porterhouse Steaks, Pork Butts, Italian Marinated Boneless Chicken Breasts and, of course, our Brats of the Week: Buffalo-style HOT Chicken Brats and Jalapeno-Cheddar Brats. We also have Jacobs own Apple-Cinnamon Breakfast Links, Frog Legs and Pre-cooked Meatballs on sale as well.
A taxpayer received a strongly worded "second notice" that his taxes were overdue. Hastening to the collector's office, he paid his bill, saying apologetically that he had overlooked the first notice.
"Oh," confided the collector with a smile, "we don't send out first notices. We have found that the second notices are more effective."