Weekly Specials good 5/1-5/4/2019 or while supplies last!

Hello Everyone!

Happy May!!  It HAS to be time to be able to grill every night by May, right??  We have great grilling
 specials this week including: Bacon-wrapped London Broils (Flank steak run through a tenderizer, rolled up and wrapped in Jacobs Bacon!), Smoked Pork Chops, Natural Casing Wieners and, of course, our Brats of the Week: Jacobs own Chicken Fajita, or Jacobs own Sriracha & Onion Brats.  The Chicken Fajita Brats are great also stripped out of the casing and browned like Ground Chuck for Fajitas and put in a Tortilla shell with fajita veggies.  Also great in a Taco Shell instead of a bun if you're going to grill them.  Lastly, on sale is Jacobs own Ring Liver Sausage, Porketta Roast (Boneless Pork Butt with Italian Porketta Seasonings), and Chicken Tenders (Coming Thursday afternoon).

A cop pulls over a car load of nuns....
Cop: "Sister, this is a 65 MPH highway -- why are you going so slow?"
Sister: "Sir, I saw a lot of signs that said 22, not 65."
Cop: "Oh sister, that's not the speed limit, that's the name of the highway you're on!"
Sister: "Oh! Silly me! Thanks for letting me know. I'll be more careful."
At this point the cop looks in the backseat where the other nuns are shaking and trembling.
Cop: "Excuse me, Sister, what's wrong with your friends back there? They're shaking something terrible."
Sister: "Oh, we just got off of highway 119."