Happy Wednesday! This week we have great specials to help get you out of the house. We have special
pricing on Icelandic Haddock, Bone-in Chicken Breasts, New Zealand Lamb Shanks, Beef Soup Bones ('tis the season) and Jacobs own Braunschweiger! Along with those great deals, we have our Brats of the Week: Jacobs own Beer Brats and Jacobs own Jamaican Brats (mango, pineapple and papaya with Jamaican Jerk Seasoning in it) and, finally, we have Clark Gable Roasts! The Clark Gable Roast is a Pork Loin with a Beef Tenderloin tied to it. It's a great roast that creates great juices for an excellent gravy!
A pastor goes to the dentist for a set of false teeth.
The first Sunday after he gets his teeth, he talks for only eight minutes. The second Sunday, he talks for only 10 minutes. The following Sunday, he talks for two hours and 48 minutes.
The congregation has to mob him to get him down from the pulpit, and they ask him what happened.
The pastor explains the first Sunday his gums hurt so bad he couldn't talk for more than 8 minutes. The second Sunday his gums hurt too much to talk for more than 10 minutes.
But, the third Sunday, by mistake he put his wife's teeth in and couldn't stop talking.