This week we have great specials from Smoked Pork Chops and Sweet & Spicy Beef Jerky to Jacobs own
We are taking orders for Christmas items. We have Jacobs own Smoked Hams, Boneless Pit Hams (Sliced and Tied or whole), Prime Rib Roasts, Rolled Rib Roasts, Beef Tenderloin, Turkeys, etc.! We will be open our normal hours the week before Christmas, but CLOSED Sunday, Open Monday, December 24 8-4, Closed Christmas Day, Noon-6 December 26th, and 8-6 Thursday-Saturday.
A police officer pulls over this guy who's been weaving in and out of the lanes. He goes up to the guy's window and says, "Sir, I need you to blow into this breathalyzer tube."
The man says, "Sorry, officer, I can't do that. I am an asthmatic. If I do that, I'll have a really bad asthma attack."
"Okay, fine. I need you to come down to the station to give a blood sample."
I can't do that either. I am a hemophiliac. If I do that, I'll bleed to death."
"Well, then, we need a urine sample."
"I'm sorry, officer, I can't do that either. I am also a diabetic. If I do that, I'll get really low blood sugar."
"All right, then I need you to come out here and walk this white line."
"I can't do that, officer."
"Why not?"
"Because I'm drunk."
