Since we got through the Christmas Holiday, we are now on to New Year's! We have Prime Rib, Beef
Tenderloin, 4oz Lobster Tails, and Easy-Peel Shrimp available while supplies last! We also have Fresh, Extra Lean Ground Round for just $5.49lb. This stuff is so lean, that you can (I don't know if I can "officially" say this or not) eat it raw. I hope you have a safe and prosperous New Year in 2019! Thank you for your business as always!
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone.
He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe disease, combined with horrible stress. If you don't do the following, your husband will surely die."
"Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant, and make sure he is in a good mood. For lunch make him a nutritious meal. For dinner prepare an especially nice meal for him. Don't burden him with chores, as he probably had a hard day. Don't discuss your problems with him, it will only make his stress worse. If you can do this for the next 10 months to a year, I think your husband will regain his health completely.
On the way home, the husband asked his wife.
"What did the doctor say?"
"You're going to die," she replied.
