Hello Everyone!!
This week, since Thanksgiving is over, we are back to the "regular" sale items! Starting with our Bone-in
Pork Chop Special: Regular-cut or Stuffed $1.99lb, and the Thick-cut Tenderloin Chops at $2.59lb. We also have our Italian Marinated Boneless Chicken Breasts, Jacobs own Sweet Bourbon Beef Jerky, Boneless Chuck Roasts, Jacobs own Ring Liver and Frozen Stewing Hens. Our Brats of the Week are Jacobs own Philly Cheese Steak Brats and Jacobs Own Taco Brats, both just $3.79lb!
Don't forget about our HOT Lunches Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays 11-2!
Darryl, a student from Minnesota, was on the side of the road hitch-hiking on a very dark night and in the midst of a big storm.
The night was rolling on and no car went by. The storm was so strong he could hardly see a few feet ahead of him.
Suddenly, he saw a car slowly coming towards him and stopped. Darryl, desperate for shelter and without thinking about it, got into the car and closed the door...only to realize there was nobody behind the wheel and the engine wasn't running.
The car started moving slowly. Darryl looked at the road ahead and saw a curve approaching. Scared, he started to pray, begging for his life. Then, just before the car hit the curve, a hand appeared out of nowhere through the window, and turned the wheel. Darryl, paralysed with terror, watched as the hand came through the window, but never touched or harmed him.
Shortly thereafter, Darryl saw the lights of a pub appear down the road, so, gathering strength, he jumped out of the car and ran to it. Wet and out of breath, he rushed inside and started telling everybody about the horrible experience he had just had.
A silence enveloped the pub when everybody realized he was crying ... and wasn't drunk.
Suddenly, the door opened, and two other people walked in from the dark and stormy night. They, like Darryl, were also soaked and out of breath. Looking around, and seeing Darryl sobbing at the bar, one said to the other...
"Look Paddy ... there's that idiot that got in the car while we were pushing it!"