Hello Everyone!
Now that we have the successful Anniversary Sale behind us, we can move on to our "regular" sale items!
We have great specials this week including: USDA Choice Boneless Chuck Roasts, Bacon-wrapped London Broils, Jacobs own Fresh Ring Liver Sausage, Smoked Pork Chops and Jacobs own Ham Salad! Our Brats of the Week are: Jacobs own Bacon Cheeseburger Brats and Jacobs own Buffalo-style HOT Chicken Brats. This week, we also have Chicken Club Roasts for $5.99lb. The Chicken Club Roast is Boneless Chicken with Turkey Breast, Ham, Cheddar Cheese and, of course, Bacon inside! It's a great tasting roast that is a family-favorite at our house.
A man suffered a heart attack and had by-pass surgery. He awakened to find himself in the care of nuns at a Catholic hospital. As he was recovering, a nun asked him how he was going to pay the bill.
He replied in a raspy voice, "No health insurance."
The nun asked if he has money in the bank.
He replied "No money in the bank."
The nun asked " Do you have a relative who could help you?"
He said "Just a spinster sister who is a nun."
The nun, slightly preturbed, said "Nuns are not spinsters! Nuns are married to God."
The patient replied, "Then send the bill to my brother-in-law!"