Hello Everyone!
This week we have great specials from Meatballs and Wisconsin Colby Cheese to Boneless Country-style
Pork Ribs (Great for BBQ Pork). We also have Fresh Chicken Tenders, which are great for breading and baking, or cutting up a little smaller and skewering and grilling! Our Jacobs-own products this week include Breakfast Links, Hot & Mild Italian Sausage and, of course, our Brats of the Week: Jamaican OR Chicken Teriyaki Brats.
Darryl went to a psychiatrist. "Doc," he said, "I've got trouble. Every time I get into bed, and I think there's somebody under it. I get under the bed, and I think there's somebody on top of it. Top, under, top, under ... you gotta help me, I'm going crazy!"
"Just put yourself in my hands for two years," said the shrink. "Come to me three times a week, and I'll cure your fears."
"How much do you charge?"
"A hundred dollars per visit."
"I'll sleep on it," said Darryl.
Six months later the doctor met Darryl on the street.
"Why didn't you ever come to see me again?" asked the psychiatrist.
"For a hundred bucks a visit? A bartender cured me for ten dollars."
"Is that so! How?"
"He told me to cut the legs off the bed!"