Hello Everyone!
This week we have some great Pork, Beef, Chicken, Sausage and Seafood specials! From Fresh Pork
Baby Back Ribs and Beef Soup Bones, to the product that has kept us on the map (Natural Casing Wieners) and Whole All Natural Grade 'A' Chickens for just $1.79lb! Our Lenten Seafood Specials this week are: Fresh, Norwegian Salmon Fillets for $9.99lb, Wild Haddock Loins (Excellent Flavor!) for $4.99lb, Pubhouse Ale Battered Haddock Fillets for $6.99lb and, Ready for it, Lobster-stuffed Salmon Pinwheels for just $5.99 for a 6oz. portion!!
A husband and wife were driving down a country lane on their way to visit some friends. They came to a muddy patch in the road and the car became bogged down. After a few minutes of trying to get the car out by themselves, they saw a young farmer coming down the lane, driving some oxen before him.
The farmer stopped when he saw the couple in trouble and offered to pull the car out of the mud for $50. The husband accepted and minutes later the car was free. The farmer turned to the husband and said, "You know, you're the tenth car I've helped out of the mud today."
The husband looks around at the fields incredulously and asks the farmer, "When do you have time to plow your land? At night?"
"No," the young farmer replied seriously, "Night is when I put the water in the hole."