Super Specials good 1/31-2/3/2018 or while supplies last

Hello Everyone!

This week is the Super Bowl!  We have great specials to get you ready for the big game!  From Chicken
Wings (who doesn't like those) and Meatballs (how easy are those?!?!) to Fresh Pizzas ready to bake, Smoked Salmon you just need to put out and Cooked Shrimp (thaw and serve), we have you covered!  Also on sale this week is Jacobs own Hot Beef at just $5.99lb and Jacobs own Smoked Chicken Breasts at $2.99lb!
This Friday, February 2nd, is Groundhog's Day. We have a great deal for you...if Punxsutawney Phil sees his shadow on Friday, the price of Ground Hog (Ground Pork) is $1.89lb.  If he doesn't see his shadow, the price (almost as good) is at $2.09lb!

A Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a driver's license.
First, of course, he had to take an eye sight test. The optician showed him a card with the letters:
'C Z W I X N O S T A C Z.'
"Can you read this?" the optician asked.
"Read it?" the Polish guy replied, "I know the guy!"