Hello Everyone!
This week we have some great specials to help you save money on some specialty items we don't always
carry! So you can stock your freezer up with Fresh, Wild Gulf Shrimp and Beef Liver! If you prefer sausage, we have our Jacobs own Mettwurst, Sulze Headcheese and a product a lot of people don't know about...our Jacobs own Sundried Tomato & Basil Chicken Snack Sticks. We start with lean dark-meat chicken and add a delicious blend of Sundried Tomato and Basil seasoning to add great flavor and stuff it into a casing and make it into a snack stick. Some people even call it "Chicken flavored Beef Stick!" Great protein-filled snack! We also have USDA Choice Natural Angus Sirloin Steaks for just $7.99lb and our Brats of the Week are: Jacobs-own Jalapeño-Cheddar Brats and Jacobs-own Chicken Fajita Brats!
Two elderly women were out driving in a large car. Both could barely see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along they came to an intersection. The stoplight was red but they just went on through. The woman in the passenger seat thought to herself "I must be losing it, I could have sworn we just went through a red light."
After a few more minutes they came to another intersection and the light was red again and again they went right though. This time the woman in the passenger seat was almost sure that the light had been red but was really concerned that she was losing it. She was getting nervous and decided to pay very close attention to the road and the next intersection to see what was going on.
At the next intersection, sure enough, the light was definitely red and they went right through and she turned to the other woman and said, "Mildred! Did you know we just ran through three red lights in a row! You could have killed us!"
Mildred turned to her and said, "Oh, am I driving?"