Hello Everyone!
We have another great week of specials this week! A new item for us this week is Lake Michigan Wild-
caught King Salmon!! We have it on sale for just $9.99lb! No need to go all the way to the East or West coast for these puppies...they're from right in our back yard! Along with that great deal, we also have Lean & Meaty Pork Steaks, Jacobs own Ham Salad, Jacobs own Summer Sausage, and USDA Choice Boneless Ribeye Steaks for just $10.99lb! To round the specials out, we have Fresh Chicken (Drumsticks) Legs at 99¢ per pound and our Brats of the Week: Beer-can Chicken and Cheddar Brats!
Sister Mary Shaun, who worked for a home health agency, was making her rounds. She was visiting homebound patients when she ran out of gas.
As luck would have it, a gas station was just a block away. She walked to the station to borrow a gas can and buy some gas. The attendant told her that the only gas can he owned had been loaned out, but she could wait until it was returned.
Since Sister Mary Shaun was on the way to see a patient, she decided not to wait and walked back to her car. She looked for something in her car that she could fill with gas and spotted the bedpan she was taking to the patient. Always resourceful, Sister Mary Shaun carried the bedpan to the station, filled it with gasoline, and carried the full bedpan back to her car.
As she was pouring the gas into her tank, two Baptists watched from across the street. One of them turned to the other and said, "If it starts, I'm becoming Catholic."