Specials good 6/28-7/3/2017 or while supplies last!

Hello Everyone!

Well, it's time for the largest grilling holiday all year...the 4th of July!  We have some great grilling specials to

 help you save some money while grilling meats from the Best Meat Market in the Valley!!  Starting with USDA Choice T-Bones and Porterhouse Steaks and Fresh, All Natural Pork Tenderloins and continuing with our Brats of the Week: Jacobs own Chicken Brats and Jacobs own Jamaican Brats (made with Pork, dehydrated Mango, Pineapple and Papaya with some added Jerk Seasoning for a little kick).  We also have our 2nd best sale item this week...our All Natural, Fresh, Boneless & Skinless Chicken Breasts, just $2.99lb this week!  Our Jacobs own Ring Bologna, and Jacobs own Breakfast Links are also on special this week.
Our Sale, this week, will last until Monday, July 3rd at 5:00pm.  We are extending the sale so you can have the sale items all the way until the 4th!

A mother took her daughter to the doctor and asked him to give her an examination to determine the cause of the daughter's swollen abdomen.
It only took the doctor about 2 seconds to say, "Gimme a break, lady! Your daughter is pregnant!"
The mother turn red with fury, and she argued with the doctor that HER daughter was a good girl, and would NEVER compromise her reputation by having sex with a boy.
The doctor faced the window and silently watched the horizon.
The mother became enraged and screamed, "Quit looking out the window! Aren't you paying attention to me?"
"Yes, of course I am paying attention, ma'am. It's just that the last time this happened, a star appeared in the east, and three wise men came.
I was hoping they'd show up again, and help me figure out who got your daughter pregnant!"