Bratwurst Extravaganza 2017 Part I!

Hello Everyone!!

Well, we have 26 of our Fresh Bratwursts on sale this week!  This is the week you can try 1 or 2 of each
 kind and try for yourself and see what your favorite kind is!  From Bacon Brats, and Chicken Fajita Brats to Mushroom & Swiss and Taco Brats!  So many flavors, so little time to try them all! :)  The flavors should be pretty self-explanatory as to what they taste like. :)  They are all made fresh right here at Jacobs Meat Market.

A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers. The engineer fumed, "What's with those guys? We must have been waiting for fifteen minutes!"
The doctor chimed in, "I don't know, but I've never seen such inept golf!"
The priest said, "Here comes the green-keeper. Let's have a word with him."
He said, "Hello George, what's wrong with that group ahead of us? They're rather slow, aren't they?"
The green-keeper replied, "Oh, yes. That's a group of blind firemen. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year, so we always let them play for free anytime."
The group fell silent for a moment.
The priest said, "That's so sad. I think I will say a special prayer for them tonight."
The doctor said, "Good idea. I'm going to contact my ophthalmologist colleague and see if there's anything he can do for them."
The engineer said, "Why can't they play at night?"

People have been complaining, lately, about the bad they've been lately.  If you think you have a better joke, you can always e-mail me!  We will have a contest this week that if I use your joke in next week's e-mail, you will get a FREE pound of Jacobs own Bacon!!  :)