This week, while it cools down a little bit, we have some roasts on sale. We have our USDA Prime
After becoming very frustrated with the attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the young blonde
declared, “Well, then, maybe I’ll just go out and catch my own alligator and get a pair of
alligator shoes for free!”
The shopkeeper replied with a sly smile, “Well, little lady. Why don’t you go on, and give it a try?”
The blonde headed off to the swamp, determined to catch an alligator. Later that day as the shopkeeper was driving home, he spotted the same young woman standing knee-deep in the murky swamp water, shotgun in hand.
As he brought his car to a stop, he saw a huge 9’ alligator swimming rapidly toward her. With lightening reflexes, the blonde took aim, shot the creature and hauled it up onto the slippery bank. Nearby were 7 more dead alligators all lying belly up. The shopkeeper stood on the bank, watching in silent amazement as the blonde struggled mightily and barely managed to flip the alligator onto its back.
Then rolling her eyes heavenward, she screamed in frustration…….“THIS ONE’S BAREFOOT, TOO!”