Specials good 1/4-1/7/2017 or while supplies last!!

Hello Everyone!

Now that we have a New Year, we can start fresh with New Year's Resolutions (that last a good week).
 We have some great specials if you're thinking of the whole weight-loss thing.  We have Boneless & Skinless Chicken Breasts, Fresh Ground Round and Jacobs own Chicken Italian Sausage all on sale.  We also have Jacobs own Ham Salad, Pre-cooked Meatballs for the big game(s), Jacobs own Breakfast Links and Lean & Meaty Pork Steaks on special.  In addition to those great deals, we have our USDA Choice Boneless Ribeye Steaks for just $8.99lb this week.  Actually, now that I'm thinking about it, I will take an additional $1.00lb OFF for our great e-mail and online customers!  If you mention this ad, we will take the price on the ribeyes down to $7.99lb!!!  No coupon to clip (and forget at home), no printing to do or anything...just let us know at the counter and we'll adjust the price.

Mr. Johnson was overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet. He said, “"I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you, you should have lost at least five pounds.”"
When Mr. Johnson returned, he shocked the doctor by having dropped almost twenty pounds.
"“Why, that’s amazing!”" the doctor told him. "“You did this just by following my instructions?”"
The slimmed down Mr. Johnson nodded. “"I'’ll tell you, though, I thought I was going to drop dead that third day!"
"“From hunger, you mean?"
"“No,"” replied Mr. Johnson, “"From skipping!"

Have a GREAT week!!