Specials good 6/1-6/4/2016 or while supplies last!

Hello Everyone!

Well, this week we have some great deals on everything you need!  From delicious Smoked Pork Chops to
our famous Fresh, Extra Lean Ground Chuck...and our Baby Back Ribs with the skin removed on the back.  If you're in the mood for something made right here at Jacobs Meat Market, we have the following items on sale: Jacobs own Breakfast Links, Mettwurst (similar to Kielbasa), and our Brats of the Week: Philly Cheesesteak OR Beer Brats.  Along with those great deals, we have our FRESH Frying Chickens on sale too (Whole birds for $1.99lb and cut-up right before your eyes for just $2.49lb.)  The Chickens that we get fresh have been coming from the same source for more than 30 years!  They're an All-natural Chicken that we get multiple times per week to keep them fresh!

Three contractors were visiting a tourist attraction on the same day. At the end of the tour, the guard asked them what they did for a living. When they all replied that they were contractors, the guard said, "Hey, we need one of the rear fences redone. Why don't you guys take a look at it and give me a bid?" 
So, they all went to the back fence to check it out. The first contractor took out his tape measure, did some measuring and said, "Well, I figure the job will run about $900. $400 for materials, $400 for my crew, and $100 profit for me." 
Next was the second contractor. He also took out his tape measure, did some quick figuring and said, "Looks like I can do this job for $700. $300 for materials, $300 for my crew, and $100 profit for me." 
Without so much as moving, the third contractor said, "$2,700." 
The guard, incredulous, looked at him and said, "You didn't even measure like the other guys! How did you come up with such a high figure?" 
"Easy," he said. "$1,000 for me, $1,000 for you and we hire the guy doing it for $700."

"If a man makes a statement in a forest and if there is no woman to contradict him, is he still wrong?"
-Betsy Dana

Also, we are looking to hire a FULL-TIME sausage maker!  If you, or someone you know, would be interested in the position, please let me know!