Hello Everyone!
Well, we start this rainy week out with great Grilling Specials! We have our Bone-in Jumbo Chicken
Breasts at $1.99lb, USDA Choice Natural Angus Sirloin Steaks at $7.99lb, Fresh Ground Chuck Patties at $4.59lb, Bone-in Pork Chops (regular at $2.29lb and Thick Tenderloin-cut at $2.99lb), and our Brats of the Week, which are Taco Brats and Sriracha & Onion Brats, both at $3.59lb. Also on sale this week, we have a sausage that has been made the same way for over 70 years...our Smoked Braunschweiger! The taste of this sausage is like no other! It has been duplicated by many other producers, but never has it tasted as good as it does freshly made right here at Jacobs Meat Market. It is made with the best ingredients and no corners have ever been cut in production as that would compromise the taste.
Also, just so you know, we did get another fresh batch of Grass-fed Ribeyes, Chuck Roasts, T-bones and Porterhouse Steaks in yesterday. They come from Sweet Grass Farms and are available in-store now!
An Arkansas blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons, nor prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted, and the horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slide from the saddle.
In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the horse's side anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly impervious to its slipping rider.
Finally, giving up her frail grip, the blonde attempts to leap away from the horse and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the stirrup, she is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground over and over.
As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away from unconsciousness when to her great fortune... Frank, the Walmart greeter, sees her dilemma and unplugs the horse.
And you thought all they did was say Hello.