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Specials good 4/6-4/9/2016 or while supplies last!

Hello Everyone!

Well, this week we have some great specials including USDA Choice Boneless Chuck Roasts, Chicken
Drumsticks, Thick or Thin-cut Pork Steaks, Boneless Pit Hams, and Jacobs own Chicken Breakfast Links.  Along with those great specials and great prices to go along with them, we have our Jacobs own Ring Bologna (plain or garlic), and our top-5 brat, Jacobs own Beer Brats.  This week, however, we have a new Brat...a Gyro Brat!  The Gyro Brat is made with Beef and Lamb, and tastes just like a gyro.  It's great in a pita bread (available by the meat department) and topped with the Cucumber Sauce instead of the Ketchup or Mustard.

A blonde and a redhead have a ranch. They have just lost their bull. The women need to buy another, but only have $500. The redhead tells the blonde, "I will go to the market and see if I can find one for under that amount. If I can, I will send you a telegram."
She goes to the market and finds one for $499. Having only one dollar left, she goes to the telegraph office and finds out that it costs one dollar per word. She is stumped on how to tell the blonde to bring the truck and trailer. Finally, she tells the telegraph operator to send the word "comfortable."
Skeptical, the operator asks, "How will she know to come with the trailer from just that word?"
The redhead replies, "She's a blonde so she reads slow: 'Come for ta bull.'"