Hello Everyone!
Well, this week we have some spectacular values (just like every other week, really). We have Boneless &
Skinless Chicken Breasts, Porketta Roasts (Pork Butt Roast with excellent Italian Seasonings), Jacobs-own Ring Bologna and Jacobs own Hot Beef! Our Hot Beef is made with only the greatest ingredients and has been made the same way for as long as I can remember. For our Seafood Specials, we have Classic-smoked Salmon, Wild Haddock Loins, Tortilla Crusted Tilapia and our famous Canadian Smelt. The Smelt was brought in Tuesday and will be brought in again on Thursday!
Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Officer asks a young engineer fresh out of the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, "And what starting salary are you looking for?" The engineer replies, "In the region of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package." The interviewer inquires, "Well, what would you say to a package of five weeks vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary, and a company car leased every two years, say, a red Corvette?" The engineer sits up straight and says, "Wow! Are you kidding?" The interviewer replies, "Yeah, but you started it."