Hello Everyone!
Well, as it chills down, and as the Packers Heat Up (Just at the right time, I might add), we have some great
specials to get you out of the house and into the savings! We have Ground Chuck on sale for $3.49lb or $3.29lb if you buy 8 1/9# or more in 1 package! Along with the Ground Chuck (our #1-selling item), we have Beef Soup Bones, Old Fashioned Pork Spare Ribs, Oven-ready Hamloaf, Ham Salad, Mild Cheddar and Jacobs-own Cajun Andouille on sale. In addition to those great items, we have our Jacobs-own Breakfast Sausages for just $4.49lb. They are always a hit when I bring them to family gatherings from young to old, they all love them!
A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday. "I'd love to be six again," she replied. On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright and early and off they went to a local theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Screaming Loop, the Wall of Fear, everything there was! Wow!
Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park, her head reeling and her stomach upside down. Right to a McDonald's they went, where her husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. Then it was off to a movie, the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, soda, and M&Ms. What a fabulous adventure!
Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed. He leaned over and lovingly asked, "Well, dear, what was it like being six again?"
One eye opened. "You moron, I meant my dress size."