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Specials good 12/9-12/12/2015 or while supplies last!

Hello Everyone!!

Well, our Christmas Ham is in full production with Christmas only a couple of weeks away!  If you are
looking for something special for the holiday, you can order your holiday Ham, Prime Rib, Tenderloin, Crown Roast of Pork, etc. for your feast!
This weeks specials include Fresh Ground Chuck, Jacobs own Natural Casing Wieners, Oven-ready Meatloaf, Jacobs own Summer Sausage, Smoked Ham Shanks, Creamy Cole Slaw and Boneless & Skinless Chicken Thighs.

A woman  rubbed a bottle and out popped a genie. The  amazed woman jumped up and down and asked if she was going to get three wishes. The genie said,   'Nope, sorry, three-wish  genies are a storybook myth. I'm a one-wish genie. So... what'll it be?
The woman did not hesitate. She said,  'I want peace in the  Middle East '. See this map? I want  these countries to stop fighting with each other and I want all the Arabs to love the Jews and Americans and vice-versa.. It will bring about world peace and harmony.
The genie looked at the map  and exclaimed, 'Lady, be reasonable. These countries have been at war for thousands of years. I'm out of shape after being in a bottle  for five  hundred years.. I'm good but not THAT good! I don't think  it can be done. Make another wish and please be reasonable.'
The woman thought for a  minute and said, 'Well, I've never been able to find the right man.  You know - one that's considerate and fun, romantic, likes to cook and help with the house cleaning, is good in bed, and gets along  with my family, loves me more than his booze, doesn't watch sports all the time, and is faithful. That is what I wish for...a good  man.'
The genie let out a SIGH, rolled his eyes and said, 'Okay, let me see that freaken map again.'