Hello Everyone!
Well, now that we have the 4th of July behind us, it's time to move back to reality! :) For sale items this
week, we have our famous Fresh, Extra Lean Ground Chuck, our Meaty Baby Back Ribs, Jacobs own Natural Casing Wieners, Jacobs own Braunschweiger, and our Jacobs own Mettwurst (Plain or Garlic). We also have our Porketta Roast on special as well. The Porketta Roast is a boneless Pork Butt with an Italian Porketta seasoning on the outside! It's a great roast to put in the slow cooker and let go all day. It's a Pork Butt, so it has enough marbling in it so that it won't dry out. Our Brats of the Week are Buffalo-style Hot Chicken Brats and our Original Chicken Brats!
An elderly couple were killed in an accident and found themselves being given a tour of heaven by Saint Peter. "Here is your oceanside condo, over there are the tennis courts, swimming pool, and two golf courses. If you need any refreshments, just stop by any of the many bars located throughout the area."
"Heck, Gloria," the old man hissed when Saint Peter walked off, "we could have been here ten years ago if you hadn't heard about all that darn oat bran, wheat germ, and low-fat diets!"