Well, Lent is in full swing and we have weekly seafood specials, which people have come to know us for.
A Blonde was speeding down the road in her little red sportscar when she was pulled over by another blonde cop.
The Cop asked for the driver's license, to which she fumbled around her purse and got more and more agitated, to which she said, "What does it look like?"
The Policewoman responded that it's rectangular and has your picture on it.
The driver finally found her mirror in the bottom of her purse, "Here it is!" she said.
The Blonde police officer looked at it, and handed it back to her and said, "OK, you can go. I didn't realize you were a Police Officer!"