Hello Everyone!
This week we have some great specials to share with you filled with some things that you maybe
haven't tried yet. For instance, we have our succulent Home-smoked Hams on sale for just $2.99lb this week. If you haven't had one of our hams before, get ready to live! Along with our Hams, we have our Potato Sausage (great for breakfast with white pepper added), Hamloaf (excellent Ham & Pork Mixture similar to a Meatloaf),and Sundried Tomato & Basil Chicken Snack Sticks! The Snack Sticks are a GREAT protein-filled snack that is sure to please! They have just the right amount of spices to make your taste buds to wild, and made with Chicken, you can't go wrong!
A man owned a small farm in Vermont. The Vermont Labor Board claimed he was underpaying his help, so they sent an agent down to interview him.
“I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them,” demanded the agent.
“Well,” replied the farmer, “there’s my farm hand—I pay him $200 per week plus free room and board. The cook has been here a bit more than a year and I pay her $150 every week plus free room and board. Then there’s the half-wit who works about 18 hours per day and does about 90% of the work. He makes $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night. And, once in a while, he’s pretty sociable with my wife.”
“That’s the guy I want to talk to—the half-wit,” says the agent.
“You’re talking to him,” replied the farmer.