I hope everyone had a safe and joyous New Year and Holiday Season!! I'm hoping that you all have the
Since it's the New Year, and a lot of people have the New Year Resolution for eating healthier or losing weight (which the average person ditches after the first two weeks), we have some great "Healthy Options" for you on sale. We have Chicken Italian Sausage (our normal Mild Italian Sausage made with Chicken), our Fresh, Extra Lean Ground Round (about 98% lean), Applewood Smoked Turkey Breast Lunchmeat and Boneless & Skinless Chicken Breasts all on sale this week through Saturday or while supplies last. Along with those "New Year's" specials, we also have a BIG GAME this weekend and some great specials to go along with that. We have some Meatballs which are great for just heating up and putting a BBQ sauce with. You can't have a great game-day experience without Chicken Wings! We have 4 different types of wings on sale this week, which are: Cooked Buffalo-style (Spicy), Cooked Boneless Buffalo (Also Spicy), Cooked Honey BBQ (Sweet Meat), and Raw Wingettes (Cook and put your own sauce on them)!
On New Year's Eve, Darryl was in no shape to drive, so he sensibly left his van in the car park and walked home. As he was wobbling along, he was stopped by a policeman. "What are you doing out here at four o'clock in the morning?" asked the police officer.
"I'm on my way to a lecture," answered Darryl.
"And who on earth, in their right mind, is going to give a lecture at this time on New Year's Eve?" inquired the officer sarcastically.
"My wife," slurred Darryl grimly.
Peter, at a New Year's party, turns to his friend, Ken, and asks for a cigarette.
"I thought you made a New Year's resolution to quit smoking," Ken responds.
"I'm in the process of quitting," replies Peter with a grin. "Right now, I am in the middle of phase one."
"Phase one?" wonders Ken.
"Yeah," laughs Peter, "I've quit buying."
