As it gets colder and colder outside, makes me want to fill the house up with the smells of a stew or Chicken
There was a guy standing on the Oneida Skyline Bridge ready to jump! Traffic was moving slowly as everyone was gawking and turning their heads. I slowly pulled up to the guy and rolled my window down and said, "Just remember your parents!"
He said, "My parents have been gone for 20 years!"
I said, "Remember your wife and kids."
He said, "I've never been married and I don't have any kids!"
I said, "Remember the Packers!"
He said, "I'm a Vikings fan!"
I said, "Well hurry up and jump, traffic is backing up!"