Specials good 9/17-9/20/2014 or while supplies last

Hello Everyone!

Well, it seems to be cooling down out there...that might mean it's time for Fall, huh?  Fall is probably my
most favorite time of year.  To me, it means Football, Local Apples, and Sunday dinners around the table.  Well, we have all of those covered this week in our specials.  For football, we have a couple of our most popular brats on sale for just $3.59lb.  For Local Apples, we just got our first shipment of apples from Apple Blossom Orchard & Market.  Right now we have Honey Crisp and Paula Reds available.  For the Sunday Dinners, we have our Pork Tenderloin, Stuffed Chicken Breast, and Sirloin Steaks on sale.  If you have a little more time on your hands, we also have Frozen Stewing Hens and Sirloin Tip Roasts which work really well in the crock pot!!

A DEA officer stopped at a ranch in Texas , and talked with an old rancher.
He told the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs."
The rancher said, "Okay , but don't go in that field over there.....", as he pointed out the location.
The DEA officer verbally exploded saying, " Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me!"
Reaching into his rear pants pocket, he removed his badge and proudly displayed it to the rancher.
"See this badge?!  This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish.... On any land !!
No questions asked or answers given!!  Have I made myself clear......do you understand ?!!"
The rancher nodded politely, apologized, and went about his chores.
A short time later, the old rancher heard loud screams, looked up, and saw the DEA officer running for his life, being chased by the rancher's big Santa Gertrudis bull......
With every step the bull was gaining ground on the officer, and it seemed likely that he'd sure enough get gored before he reached safety.  The officer was clearly terrified.
The rancher threw down his tools, ran to the fence and yelled at the top of his lungs... "Your badge, show him your BADGE!!"