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Specials good 7/30-8/2/2014 or while supplies last

Hello Everyone!

Another week for weather, another week of great grilling specials! We have our T-bones and Porterhouses
 as well as Pork Steaks and brats of the week (Philly Cheese Steak and Chicken Fajita) on great deals through Saturday. Along with those great deals, we have our Natural Casing Wieners and our Hamloaf if you'd prefer not to use the grill :).

The elevator in our building malfunctioned one day, leaving several of us stranded. Seeing a sign that listed two emergency phone numbers, I dialed the first and explained our situation. After what seemed to be a very long silence, the voice on the other end said, “I don’t know what you expect me to do for you; I’m a psychologist.” “A psychologist?” I replied. “Your phone is listed here as an emergency number. Can’t you help us?” “Well,” he finally responded in a measured tone. “How do you feel about being stuck in an elevator?”

A man tells his doctor that he’s incapable of doing all the things around the house that he used to do. When the examination is over, he says, “Okay, Doctor. In plain English—what’s wrong with me?” “Well, in plain English,” says the doctor, “you’re just lazy.” The man nods. “Now give me the medical term so I can tell my wife.”