Specials good 4/30-5/3/2014 or while supplies last

Hello Everyone!

We have some great poultry savings this week!  Starting with our 10 varieties of stuffed chicken breasts for $4.99lb.  They are all hand trimmed and stuffed in house.  Along with that we have bone-in chicken breasts on sale for just $2.29lb, they are excellent on the grill or baked.  Also on sale this week is our own chicken wieners and chicken Italian sausage which are both becoming more popular.

What happened when the hen ate cement?
She laid a sidewalk.

What do chickens serve at birthday parties?

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
An eggroll.

Why did the chicken disappoint his mother?
He wasnt what he was cracked up to be.

Why did the rooster file for divorce?
He was tired of being hen-pecked.

Is chicken soup excellent for your health?
Not if youre the chicken.

What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
They go on peck-nics!

Why did the chicken cross the road halfway?
She wanted to lay it on the line.

Which day of the week do chickens despise most?

What do you call a chicken with a disability?

What do call a chicken who got too close to a nuclear plant?
Atomic cluck.

Why did the rooster stay outside during the blizzard?
It was fowl weather.

Which chicken is at the top of the pecking order?
Attila the Hen.

Why does a chicken coop have two doors?
With four doors it would be a chicken sedan.

Why did the chicken cross the playground?
It wanted to get to the other slide.

Why did the chicken cross the Internet?
It wanted to get to the other site.

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up?
An alarm cluck.

What does an alarm cluck say?

What do you call a crazy chicken?
A cuckoo clock.

Why is it simple for chicks to talk?
Because talk is cheep.

What do chickens grow on?

Why did the rooster run away?
He was chicken.

Why dont chickens like people?
Because we beat eggs.