Specials good 11/20-11/23/2013 or while supplies last!

Hello Everyone!

It seems to be deer hunting time!  With the amount of people that have been coming into the store this week,
I'm not sure if I can tell who is more excited, the women that are "getting rid of" the men, or the men that are going!  I know a lot of people that are staying around this week as well.  So whether you're sticking around here, or going deer hunting, here are some specials to get you through the week: USDA Choice Boneless Ribeyes...just $9.39lb, Jacobs-own Mild or Spicy Beef Sticks, only $6.99lb, and even our Jacobs-own Bacon for the low price of $4.99lb!  See, you could impress "the guys" at beer camp, or you could impress your household with saving money, and getting them quality products for less!

Paddy died. His will provided $40,000 for an elaborate funeral.
As the last guests departed the affair, his wife Colleen turned to her oldest and dearest friend. "Ah well, Paddy would be pleased," she said. "You're right," replied Mary, who lowered her voice and leaned in close.
"So go on, how much did this really cost?'"
"All of it," said Colleen. "Forty thousand."
"Aw No!" Mary exclaimed, "I mean, it was very grand, but $40,000?!!!"
Colleen answered, "The funeral was $6,500.
I donated $500 to church.
The whisky, wine and snacks were another $500.
The rest went for the Memorial Stone."
Mary computed quickly.
"For the love of God Colleen, $32,500 for a Memorial Stone?
How big is it?"

10 carats!