I know I usually send the specials out on Wednesday for our Wednesday-Saturday specials, but we have a Special Week this week...it's our Anniversary!! We're turning 68 years old!! We have GREAT specials going on all week! Just check the ad out to see ALL of the savings to be had! From Ground Chuck to Slow-cooker Ribs, to Ribeyes and Shrimp!
"What's the matter, dear?", she whispers as she steps into the room, "Why are you down here at this time of night?".
The husband looks up from his coffee, "Do you remember 25 years ago when we were dating, and you were only 16?" he asks solemnly.
"Yes I do" she replies.
The husband pauses. The words are not coming easily. "Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car making love?"
"Yes, I remember" says the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him. The husband continues. "Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said, either you marry my daughter, or I'll send you to jail for 25 years?"
"I remember that too" she replies softly.
He wipes another tear from his cheek and says, "I would have gotten out today".
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