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Specials good 10/30-11/2/2013 or while supplies last

Hello Everyone!

Now that it seems to be cool for the season, we have some great roasts on sale!  We have Boneless Chuck
Roasts (Great for hot beef) and Smoked Ham Shanks (Great for pea soup).  We also have Porketta Roasts on sale.  The Porketta is a boneless Pork Butt Roast with Porketta Seasonings!  Great in the slow cooker and sliced.  It smells great and tastes even better!!


One Halloween a trick-or-treater came to my door dressed as 'Rocky' in boxing gloves and satin shorts. Soon after I gave him some goodies, he returned for more.

"Aren't you the same 'Rocky' who left my doorstep a few minutes ago?" I asked.

"Yes," he replied, "but now I'm the sequel. I'll be back three more times tonight too."


Three vampires walk into a bar.
The waitress comes up to them and asks them what they'll have?
The first vampire says, "I'll have a glass of O Positive."
The second vampire says, "I'll have a glass of AB Negative."
The third vampire says, "I'm the designated driver. I'll just have a glass of plasma."
The waitress turns toward the bartender and yells,
"Gimme two bloods and one blood lite!"