Specials good 8/8-8/10/2013 or while supplies last

Hello Everyone!

WE HAVE POWER!!  Due to the storms that hit on Tuesday night, we had to shut down yesterday!  We
are open right now and ready to save you money this week!  We have Roasting Chickens (which can also be grilled if you're without power!), Hot Italian Sausage, Philly Cheese Steak Brats (my favorite flavored Brat), Boneless Pork Chops and Baby Back Ribs!  Along with those incredible specials, we have Fresh Jumbo Yellow Lake Perch for just $10.99lb!  These are fresh fillets from Lake Erie (one of the cleanest of the Great Lakes) and are a very popular item for us...great tasting and easy to make!
Special thank you to all the employees and friends that helped load the truck and help out where they could!

Two men are sitting at the bar at the top of the Empire State Building drinking, when the first man turns to the other one and says:
 'You know, last week I discovered that if you jump from the top of this building, by the time you fall to the 10th floor, the wind around the building is so intense that it carries you around the building and back into the window.' The bartender just shakes his head in disapproval while wiping the bar, but says nothing.
The second guy says, 'What?  Are you insane?  There's no way in hell that could happen!' 'No, no..  it's true...' said the first man, 'let me prove it to you.' He gets up from the bar, jumps over the balcony and plummets toward the street below.  When he passes the 10th floor, the high wind whips him around the building and back into the 10th floor window.  He takes the elevator back up to the bar.  He meets the second man , who is astonished.
'Oh my God, I saw that with my own eyes!  But that must have been a one-time fluke.  That was scientifically impossible!' 'No, I'll prove it again,' says the first man as he jumps.
Again, just as his body hurtles towards the street, the 10th floor wind gently carries him around the building and into the window.  He takes the elevator back to the bar.
Once upstairs, he successfully convinces his dubious fellow drinker to try it.  'Well, what the hell,' the second guy says, 'I've seen that it works, so I'll try it!' He immediately jumps over the balcony - plunges downward rapidly passes the 11th, 10th, 9th, 8th floors...  .  Then his body hits the sidewalk...
Back upstairs, the bartender who had been silent the whole time turns to the first drinker, and shakes his head and says.....'You know, Superman, you're really mean when you're drinking.'