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Specials good 7/24-7/27/2013 or while supplies last

Hello Everyone!

This week brings some great sale items including Steaks, Bacon and Sausages.  We have T-bones and
Porterhouse Steaks on sale for just $7.99lb and $8.69lb.  Normal price on those steaks are $10.49lb and $11.49lb!!  It's also BLT season...so we have our Home-smoked Bacon on special for just $5.39lb.  We also have Regular Chicken Brats and Chicken Fajita Brats.  If you want to spice your life up a little bit, we have our Cajun Andouille for just $4.49lb!  A great week for saving money!

While out walking along the edge of a bayou just below Houma, Louisiana, with my soon-to-be ex-husband, discussing property settlement and other divorce issues, we were surprised by a huge 12-foot alligator suddenly emerging from the murky water and charging us with its large jaws wide open.  She must have been protecting her nest because she was extremely aggressive.  If I had not had my little Beretta Jetfire .25 caliber pistol with me, I would not be here today!  Just one shot to my estranged husband's kneecap was all it took.  The gator got him easily, and I was able to escape by just walking away at a brisk pace.  It's one of the best pistols in my collection, plus the amount I saved in attorney fees was more than worth the purchase price of the gun.

OR

A preacher was making his rounds on a bicycle when he came upon a little boy trying to sell a lawn mower.   "How much do you want for the mower?" asked the preacher.      
"I just want enough money to go out and buy me a bicycle," said the little boy.  After a moment of consideration, the preacher asked, "Will you take my bike in trade for it?"
The little boy asked if he could try it out first, and, after riding the bike around a little while, said, "Mister, you've got yourself a deal."      
The preacher took the mower and began to crank it.  He pulled on the rope a few times with no response from the mower. The preacher called the little boy over and said, "I can't get this mower to start."
The little boy said, "That's because you have to cuss at it to get it started."      
The preacher said, "I can't cuss.  It's been so long since I became a Christian that I don't even remember how to cuss."  The little boy looked at him happily and said, "You just keep pulling on that rope. It'll come back to ya."