Welcome to Summer! I've been harassed too long not to have Beef Tenderloin on sale...so I bit the bullet
Our first day at a resort my wife and I decided to hit the beach. When I went back to our room to get something to drink, one of the hotel maids was making our bed.
I grabbed my cooler and was on my way out when I paused and asked, "Can we drink beer on the beach?"
"Sure," she said, "but I have to finish the rest of the rooms first."
What did the pig say on a hot summer day?