Hello Everyone!
Summer looks like it's here to stay! Fire up the grill for this week's specials! Natural Sirloin Steaks,
Boneless Chicken Breasts, Chili-Cheese Brats, Chicken Italian...you just can't go wrong with these specials! Also a great sale item is our Extra Meaty Baby Back Ribs. I usually do them in the oven for about an hour at 450 in a cake pan with just a little Newt's Original Pig Rub...then finished off on the grill for about 30-45 minutes with Sweet Baby Ray's BBQ sauce the last 10 minutes so the sauce doesn't burn to the ribs.
Three rednecks were working up on a cell phone tower: Cooter, Ronnie and Donnie. As they start their descent, Cooter slips, falls off the tower and is killed instantly. As the ambulance takes the body away, Ronnie says, 'Well, shucks, someone should go and tell his wife.
Donnie says, 'OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it.'
Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Budweiser.
Ronnie says, 'Where did you get that beer, Ronnie?'
'Cooter's wife gave it to me,'
'That's unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you beer?' 'Well, not exactly', Donnie says. 'When she answered the door, I said to her, "you must be Cooter's widow."
She said, 'You must be mistaken. I'm not a widow.' Then I said, 'I'll bet you a case of Budweiser you are.'
Rednecks are good at sensitive stuff.